Who's chest is Best (by Firebunny)

Who’'s Chest is the Best?

Who’'s chest is the best?
Who’'s chiseled abs to we request?
Is it Kal with his sexy scar?
Or is it Kal-El who came from afar?
If I said Bizarro would that be a shock?
He ripped off his shirt and made love to a rock.
Look at Lionel! Clark when you'’re down in a funk.
He did just that then he checked out his junk.
But I’m not choosey; I'’ll take them all on a lark.
They’'re beautiful men and they all are Clark.